All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
where am i from again
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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