Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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