I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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