everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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