We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
