But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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