she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
