More tranny stories later!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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