When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just high enough for therapy.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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