when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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