It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
We left the knife in your bed.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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