Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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