Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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