I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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