Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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