We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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