I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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