You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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