They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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