yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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