How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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