Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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