I heard we made out
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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