In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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