First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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