No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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