so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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