We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
Your message has been received by an unknown user. Picture verification required.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Randomize
