mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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