GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
