dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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