Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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