going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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