So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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