how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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