summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
