...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
hell yes lets make some ravioli
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
nutella sex= disaster
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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