Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Shame is for Republicans.
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