So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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