Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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