doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
