I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
