I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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