whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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