Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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