How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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