Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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