I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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