Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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