thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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