i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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