Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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