i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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